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This
monkey has some balls
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A
masturbating baboon?
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When words become
scrabbled!
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| GEORGE BUSH |
HE BUGS GORE |
| DORMITORY |
DIRTY ROOM |
| EVANGELIST |
EVIL'S AGENT |
| PRESBYTERIAN |
BEST IN PRAYER |
| DESPERATION |
A ROPE ENDS IT |
| THE MORSE CODE |
HERE COME DOTS |
| SLOT MACHINES |
CASH LOST IN ME |
| ANIMOSITY |
IS NO AMITY |
| MOTHER-IN-LAW |
WOMAN HITLER |
| SNOOZE ALARMS |
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S |
| A DECIMAL POINT |
I'M A DOT IN PLACE |
| THE EARTHQUAKES |
THAT QUEER SHAKE |
| ELEVEN PLUS TWO |
TWELVE PLUS ONE |
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Four men were bragging about how smart
their dogs were. The first, an engineer, had a dog named
"T-Square." The second, an accountant, had a dog named
"Slide Rule." The third, a chemist, had a dog called
"Measure," and the fourth man was a Union member.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square,
do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took
some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a
square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, but the accountant
said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out
into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
then divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good, but the chemist said his
dog could do better. he called his dog and said,
"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to
the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce
glass from the cupboard,
then poured in exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was very good, then they turned to
the Union member and said, "What can your dog do?" The
Union member stood up, called his dog and said, "Coffee
Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet,
ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper,
fucked the other three dogs, claimed he'd injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe
working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation,
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