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Malarchuk's Jugular Cut:

Despite his impressive NHL career statistics, Malarchuk might be best known for an on-ice accident that could easily have claimed his life. It happened during Buffalo's March 22, 1989, game vs. St. Louis. Malarchuk, who was playing goal, was caught in the neck by the Blues' Steve Tuttle's skate as Tuttle was upended in front of the Sabres goal by Buffalo defenseman Uwe Krupp. The skate got caught under Malarchuk's mask and above his protective collar. It slashed his jugular vein, causing blood to gush out rapidly from a six-inch cut on the right side of his neck. Malarchuk flung off his mask and collapsed to the ice in a pool of his own blood, fearing that he was about to die.

Malarchuk was helped off the ice under his own power, and Sabres trainers stitched him up quickly in the dressing room before sending him to the hospital. That night, the grisly scene was replayed on videotape on many local sports broadcasts across North America, and the incident gave Malarchuk a dose of celebrity he might never have expected. In the end, the injury was far less serious than it had appeared. Tuttle's skate had only cut Malarchuk's external jugular, sparing his interior jugular and vocal cords. Malarchuk was released from a St. Louis hospital on March 23, 1989, and returned to the Buffalo lineup on April 2, 1989.

Another Brush With Death:

As if Malarchuk's 1989 jugular scare weren't enough, the Buffalo goalie suffered another close call on Jan. 27, 1992. On that day, following a Super Bowl party, he mixed pain medication with the alcohol he had been drinking at the party. Malarchuk had been given the prescription for pain killers to treat a stomach illness that he contracted on Jan. 23, 1992. The stomach trouble had landed him in a St. Louis hospital. Three days later, he had three or four beers as he watched the Super Bowl in Buffalo. He then went home and took his medication with another alcoholic drink, figuring it would make him drowsy and help him sleep through the night. Instead, he managed to poison himself. He lost consciousness and was rushed to the Erie County Medical Center. Malarchuk called the mixing of drugs and alcohol the "most traumatic experience I've ever had. The biggest mistake of my life." His need to take the homemade sleep medication that nearly killed him might have been tied to his history of alcoholism and his Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder, not yet been diagnosed at the time of this incident.

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